I Do, I Don't

"After dating for seven years, I proposed a hundred and one times to my boyfriend, Jason Brown. However, he always told me that he was not ready, rejecting my proposals.This continued to my 28th birthday. In his suit pocket, I found a ring box. Thinking he was about to propose to me, I was overjoyed. However, to my horror, I saw him going down on one knee to propose to his assistant, Marcella Hopkins. Right before my eyes, he placed the ring I had yearned for so long on her finger.When one of his buddies asked what he planned to do with me, Jason wrapped his arm around his new love and chuckled."Dude, I don't think I can bring myself to marry a woman who wants to get married that badly. She's so needy. However, if I do get a second wife, I might consider her. After all, she is hopelessly in love with me."He was sure I would wait for him, and he even placed a bet with his friends that I would crash his wedding.However, on his wedding day, I never showed up.Moments before his wedding ceremony was about to start, he suddenly noticed me, fully dressed up in a wedding gown in a separate banquet hall.Seeing me about to marry someone else, he almost went crazy."